Mustache
The distinguished one. Grey handlebar, red nose, zero chill. The chairlift favorite.
$19.99 $49.99
SELLING FAST — this winter’s batch is almost gone. No restock until next season.
3 FACESALL 3 FOR $44.99
Funny Ski Mask
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Funny Ski Mask
Regular price
$19.99
Regular price
$19.99
Sale price
$49.99
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Warm face. Funny face.
A windproof, breathable balaclava printed with a face nobody on the mountain expects. Pick one, or get all three.
Pick a face.
Three characters, the same warm, windproof mask underneath. Grab one — or take all three and save $14.98.
Smoker
The grumpy one. Grey hair, a scowl, and a look that says he was skiing before lifts had bars.
$19.99 $49.99
Toothless Smile
The happy one. Scruffy beard, a few teeth short, thrilled to be here. Impossible not to smile back.
$19.99 $49.99
All three faces — $44.99
Add the third face for $5. One for you, two for the people you ski, fish or hunt with — or rotate them so nobody knows which grandpa is showing up.
$44.99$59.97 for three singlesYou save $14.98 · the third face for $5Get all three — $44.99
The mask the whole lift line remembers.
FullFace™ seamless print
The face wraps the whole mask edge to edge — no seams through the mustache, no blank patches at the neck.
ThermoStretch™ fabric
Windproof and warm on the lift, breathable on the climb. Light enough to forget it’s on.
OpenSlot™ eye opening
Nothing over your eyes — one wide open cut-out. Goggles and sunglasses go straight over it.
TwoWay™ wear
Full balaclava when it’s dumping; pull it down to a neck gaiter when the sun comes out.
Instant reaction. Every run.
Lift line, trailhead, ice shack, group chat. You stay warm — everyone else gets a photo they’ll be sending around all winter.
Why every ski mask is forgettable
Warm, sure. Also the same as everyone else’s.
Look down any lift line: a hundred black balaclavas that do the job and say nothing. This one does the same job — windproof, warm, breathable — and makes a stranger laugh before you’ve said a word.
- Same warmth and wind protection as a plain balaclava
- Instantly recognizable in a crowd — easy to find your crew
ThermoStretch™ fabric
Windproof on the lift. Breathable on the climb.
Blocks wind and holds warmth without turning into a sauna when you’re working. Lightweight, dustproof, shields your face from the sun — a real outdoor balaclava that happens to have a face on it.
- Windproof · warm · breathable · UV protection · dustproof
- Lightweight — stuffs into a jacket pocket
OpenSlot™ eye opening
Your eyes. Grandpa’s face.
Nothing sits in front of your eyes — it’s a regular ski-mask eye opening, one wide hemmed slot, no mesh, no lens. Your own eyes look out of a stranger’s face, which is exactly what makes people double-take. Goggles and sunglasses go straight over the top.
- Full sightline — same as any ski mask
- Works under goggles, glasses and a helmet
TwoWay™ wear
Balaclava up. Gaiter down.
Over your head when it’s dumping; down to your neck when the sun comes out. Skiing, hiking, cycling, fishing, hunting, running — anywhere your face needs cover and your friends need a laugh.
- Hiking · skiing · cycling · fishing · hunting · running
- Stretch fit stays put when you’re moving
The gift
The three-pack that wins the group chat.
Ski trip, hunting camp, the brothers, the fishing buddies — hand out three faces and the photos take care of themselves. At $44.99 for all three it’s the easiest group gift of the winter.
- All three for $44.99 — save $14.98
- Secret Santa, white elephant, stocking stuffer
Built for the season
The print doesn’t crack. The stretch doesn’t quit.
The face is printed into the fabric, not stuck on top, so it stretches with the mask and doesn’t peel, flake or fade. Wash it, stuff it in a pocket, wear it all season.
- Print stretches with the fabric — no peeling
- Wash and wear again all winter
Three faces. Every detail.
The three-pack
All three faces for $44.99. One each for the crew, or rotate them through the week.
Pocket-sized
Lightweight and packable. Lives in a jacket pocket until the wind picks up.
One stretch size. Any head.
Stretch fit
Pulls on over any head, fits under a helmet
Specifications
The mask
StyleBalaclava / neck gaiter
PrintSeamless, edge to edge
Eye openingOne wide open slot, hemmed
FabricLightweight stretch, windproof, breathable
ProtectionWind · cold · UV · dust
FitOne size, stretch
CareWash cold, air dry
Designs
Mustache$19.99
Smoker$19.99
Toothless Smile$19.99
All three$44.99
Where it goes
❄
Skiing & snowboardingUnder the helmet and goggles. The lift line is the audience.
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Hiking & trail runningWind and sun cover on the ridge, gaiter mode on the way down.
⚙
CyclingCold-morning commutes and winter rides. Breathes when you push.
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Fishing & huntingIce shack, duck blind, deer stand — warm face, good company.
✕
Not forAnywhere face coverings aren’t allowed — it’s a novelty mask, not safety gear.
Novelty outdoor mask. Not protective equipment.
Reviews
4.8
★★★★★
1,732 reviews
5 star1,372
4 star236
3 star69
2 star33
1 star22
GP
Garrett P.
Mustache · Skier
★★★★★
The whole lift line lost it
Wore the Mustache on the chairlift and the whole lift line lost it. Genuinely warm too — my face was the only one not frozen at the top. Bought the three-pack for my brothers before I’d taken it off.
Verified buyerLS
Lena S.
Three-pack · Gift for the brothers
★★★★★
Best $45 I’ve spent on Christmas
Got the three-pack for my husband and his two brothers. They opened them at the same time and the photo of the three grandpas is now the family group-chat icon.
Verified buyerMR
Mateo R.
Smoker · Ice fishing
★★★★★
Actually blocks the wind on the lake
Bought it as a joke for the ice shack. Blocks the wind better than the fleece one I’d been using, and the eye opening is wide enough that my sunglasses sit over it no problem. The guys keep asking to borrow it.
Verified buyerHK
Hollis K.
Toothless Smile · Snowboarder
★★★★☆
Great mask, sits a touch high until you tug it
Print is sharper than I expected and it fits under my helmet and goggles. The eye opening sits a touch high on me until I tug it down, then you forget it’s there. Strangers waved all day.
Verified buyerBT
Beau T.
Mustache · Hunting camp
★★★★★
Warm enough for the deer stand
Four hours in a stand at 18 degrees and my face was fine. Pulled it down as a gaiter walking out. My brother-in-law nearly fell out of his stand laughing.
Verified buyerKF
Kyle F.
Smoker · Winter cycling
★★★★☆
Breathes well on the bike — size runs snug
Cold-morning commutes, breathes better than my neoprene one and doesn’t fog my glasses. One-size stretch is snug on my big head — still fits. Every red light is a show.
Verified buyer3
Faces to choose from — Mustache, Smoker, Toothless Smile.
2 ways
Full balaclava up, neck gaiter down. Same mask.
$44.99
For all three. $14.98 off three singles.
Can’t pick a face?
Get all three for $44.99 — and 30 days to send them back if they don’t get a laugh.
Get all threeFrequently asked questions
Straight answers
Is it actually warm, or just a gag?
Both. Underneath the print it’s a real outdoor balaclava — windproof, warm and breathable, the same job as the plain black one. The face is the bonus.
Can I see out of it?
Yes — it’s a regular open eye slot, not a lens or a mesh. Nothing sits in front of your eyes, so your view is exactly what it is in any ski mask. Goggles and sunglasses go over the top.
Does it fit under goggles and a helmet?
Yes. The fabric is thin and stretchy, so goggles, sunglasses and a helmet go straight over the top.
Will the print crack or peel?
No. The face is printed into the fabric rather than stuck on, so it stretches with the mask and doesn’t peel or flake. Wash cold and air-dry to keep it sharp.
Will it fog my glasses?
The fabric breathes, so most people get far less fogging than with neoprene or fleece. Breathe out through the mask rather than up into your lenses.
Picking & the three-pack
How does the three-pack work?
Choose “Get All 3” and you get one of each face for $44.99 — $14.98 less than three singles. Want multiples of one design? Add that single and set the quantity.
Fit & care
What size is it?
One stretch size. It pulls on over most heads and snugs down to fit; on a particularly large head expect snug rather than loose. Sized for adults and teens.
Service & support
What’s the return policy?
30 days from delivery. If it doesn’t get a laugh, send it back for a refund of the purchase price.
How fast does it ship?
Orders ship from our U.S. warehouse with free U.S. shipping. Tracking by email as soon as it’s on the way; damaged on arrival gets a no-questions replacement.
Stay warm. Be unforgettable.
A windproof, breathable balaclava with a face the whole mountain remembers. One for $19.99 — or all three for $44.99.
- Free U.S. shipping
- 30-day money-back
- Ships from the U.S.